The Chaos Munky is the reason this place exists. Ask her why, and you'll get a story about kittens, a karaoke machine, and a night out with a vagabond. Ask her anything else about the sanctuary, and the answer is usually "There's a plan for that." She's the reason things actually get done, and makes it worthwhile for all who follow her lead. Not following her lead is not an option... Do I need to mention the boxing, rugby, and hypersonic jet engines?
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Mister Fishie keeps the critters fed, website updated, and the chaos technically organized. He handles the unglamorous work — farrier calls, the mending fences, scoopin' poop, and the barn manager's vengeance at bay — so the animals can get on with the business of doing nothing in particular, beautifully.
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